This is one of many jokes and humorous articles I collected, mainly from USENET and similar
sources in the early to mid 1990s. They're really not very interesting nowadays.
From adagio!unido!Germany.EU.net!mcsun!uunet!uunet.ca!xenitec!looking!funny-request Thu Jul 30 09:51:56 MST 1992
Article: 3398 of rec.humor.funny
Path: adagio!unido!Germany.EU.net!mcsun!uunet!uunet.ca!xenitec!looking!funny-request
From: mrspoc!apple!mrspoc.transact.com!itkin@apple (Steven List)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Solution to Parents
Keywords: chuckle
Message-ID: <S434.1c02@looking.on.ca>
Date: 27 Jul 92 23:30:03 GMT
Organization: Transact Software
Lines: 24
Approved: funny@clarinet.com
Status: RO
[ I don't know where this came from. My mother gave me a photocopy with
no attribution. But I liked it! ]
Children!
Tired of Being
Harassed
By Your
Stupid Parents?
ACT NOW!!
Move out, get a job
Pay your own bills...
While you still know
Everything.
--
Steven List @ Transact Software, Inc.
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